Peter Lerner, a spokesman for the Israeli military
Best joke of the year, for sure.
700 Palestinans, most of them civilians, have died, and you’re still lying your ass off saying that Israel doesn’t want to harm civilians. Shut the fuck up.
I don’t understand how giving warnings to civilians whose homes are going to be bombed is laudable AT ALL.
People are like “Oh, the IDF is being humane because they warn people before they bomb.”
1. Many don’t get the warning call, text, whatever.
2. They literally have MINUTES to get out.
3. THEY ARE CIVILIANS.
Has your mind been completely warped. How is this even REMOTELY okay?
So, I work at a law firm, and I’m totally not used to Korean corporate culture.
For example, today I was waiting in line to use the toliet, and the woman who was coming out of one of the stalls gave me a head bow (which is not the body bow where you bend your back but a firm head nod, I guess?).
- Israel forcibly sterilised Ethiopian immigrants
- Israel harvested the organs of dead Palestinians without consent
- Any mention of Israel wiping Palestine off the map
- Israelis chanting ‘Death to Arabs’ (an extremely regular occurrence)
- Their top Rabbis signed a religious ruling forbidding renting homes to Palestinians/non-Jews
- 'Price tag' attacks by Israelis on churches, monasteries, mosques and graveyards (Christian and Muslim)
Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir (vocals) and Brynjar Liefsson (guitar) cover MGMT’s Kids
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
Though I totally agree with this sentiment concerning white people, I’m almost certain that this article is fake; searches for it just lead me to other tumblrs and a very unreliable site that reports that the kid is 4. I have never been more devastated.
”The state is currently spending five times more for the education for a white child than it is fitting to educate a colored child. That means better textbooks for that child than for that child. I say that’s a shame, but my opponent says today is not the day for whites and coloreds to go to the same college. To share the same campus. To walk into the same classroom. Well, would you kindly tell me when that day is gonna come? Is it going to come tomorrow? Is it going to come next week? In a hundred years? Never? No, the time for justice, the time for freedom, and the time for equality is always, is always right now!”
just feeling so shitty today
Like why did you have to comment on my attire when all week you had interns wearing sleeveless and shortshorts. No, I wear semitight black pants and a blouse and you have to comment on it. I literally have three skirts that I can wear now for however long this internship lasts me. So freaking tired all the time. I don’t think I can work an office job in the future.
Hate catching the wrong bus home; it’s the worst feeling ever when you realize the bus is not making the turn you need it to make to get home. And to think you could have prevented it if you had checked the GPS or looked at the route sign more closely.
MALE STRANGER, WHY DID YOU STEAL MY CAB WHEN CLEARLY I CALLED IT FIRST?! EVEN THE TAXI CAB DRIVER KNEW IT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
For the love of God, can people knock when they want to come into my room? Room time is the only time I am alone. Can I please have some time to just be fucking alerted?
Everything this evening is pissing me off.